The amazing cat-puke entry!8:16 a.m. - 2002-10-07
An entry with no purpose except to talk about cat puke!
Ha ha! Only 4 days since an entry! Of course, I only have 9 more minutes till I have to be at school, so if this abruptly ends in the middle of a sentence, thats why. I already put my sig at the bottom... anyway, I think my foot has cat puke radar. If there is cat puke anywhere in the entire house, my foot will seek it out and step in it. I suppose the fact that mostly I walk around barefoot may have something to do with it.
I swear. It happens far too often to be coincidence. The foot is plotting against me. Everytime I'm on cruise control WHAM! Cold, wet gooey mushy cat puke on the foot. Time to go wash the entire foot off with scalding water and scrubbing.
Hey, is this entry gross? I hadn't noticed! Yup.
Anyway, what possible ill could my foot have in store for me, that cat puke would further encourage?
I know! It wants to encourage cats to puke ON it. If my foot smells like cat puke, won't cats want to puke on it?
Or maybe... my foot needs moisturizer, and cat puke is the only way to get some?
Hmmm... Thought-inspiring, isn't it? I'm sure we'll both be thinking about it all day... right?
:o)
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