Dear MTV, blah blah ,Jessica Simpson.2:44 a.m. - 2004-07-14
Taking a page from Weetabix's book, I feel obligated to write a letter.
(This format © Weetabix. I just want to borrow it-- please?)
Dear MTV,
Jessica Simpson is not, and never will be "buzzworthy". The fact that you attached such a title to any musical venture of hers leads me to serious concern about your judgement.
Furthermore, the fact that you attached such a title to a song named "Angels" leads me to believe that there is something seriously wrong with you. The lyrics that I heard, before I was saved by my bad-music-reflexes (which turned off the tv), made very little sense, suggesting that this song should never have even been allowed on tv where people would be exposed to it. Perhaps you aren't getting enough sleep, or have some sort of substance-abuse problem? Please, MTV, seek help. Your problems are affecting those around you, namely the tv-viewing public. Consider this letter my part in your intervention. Also, please, for future reference, file a note in your "Jessica Simpson" folder:
Jessica Simpson is not, and will never be, buzzworthy.
Thank you for your attention.
Love,
Chloe
P.S. Please play more Incubus, so I can decide if I want to buy their new cd.
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