I endure the panty torture system.12:52 a.m. - 2002-11-07
After many moons of ignoring my beloved diary... I have returned! E'er triumphant! If it makes y'all feel better, I've been neglecting my paper, graded on diary as well.
Well lets see. My bum is kind of numb. I've been sitting here for a while. I don't have anything immensely clever to write about today. I guess I'll just blather on about any number of topics!
I have a question for all you diarylanders out there (like anyone reads this!): does anyone else color coordinate their panties to their outfits? Even though no one is going to see them?
For example, today I was wearing a blue shirt and blue jeans... and then I was searching for a coordinated thong (I actually need to get some more thongs... Anyway) and I ended up wearing the ever hated evil blue thong. THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE THONG IN THE WORLD!
This thong is evil. Its kinda cute if you've never worn it (Obviously, if I bought it). Its electric blue (matched the shirt, quite well at that), and on the front it says "girls are better than boys" or something like that. Kinda cute. But its low rise. I wear bikinis all the time with no problem... but with low rise thongs the manufacturer seems to make the assumption that you want the thing surgically removed from your rear at some point. Its not that it hikes up or anything... it just doesn't have appropriate lengthed, um... string? I really don't know what you call that part! Anyway... so I'm wearing the panty torture system. With my levis dangerously low. Not wanting to be risking tooshy flashing... I put on a duster and didn't take it off all day. I could have just worn bikinis!
Anyway
Ciao!
:o)
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