I go on at great length about the incredibly stupid people of the smart people society.11:54 a.m. - 2002-09-10
Okay, I know... its been 15 days since I last updated. I don't know if that is the longest ever, but it has to be close! You can offically slap me with a ruler on my hand. If you cared. Not that I would feel it anyway.
So. Hmmm... I'll tell you the extent of my life since school began. Go to school. Do homework. Watch tv. Eat. Take a shower. Go to sleep. On the days that I am off, its watch tv. do homework. eat. take a shower. go to sleep. Obviously, its been very boring. What the hell was I going to tell you? I guess that might make you feel better about your own life... but anyway.
Okay, so I am a member of Phi Theta Kappa. Its for people with a high GPA, and you can get a buttload of scholarships for being a member. They also have like, star members, who actually do stuff, and have meetings and such. I went to one meeting, did one event, and concluded that I frankly did not give a damn.
Now, its been a long while since I have seen any of them... the president that I knew of retired a while ago, and now they have all new people, almost... there is one woman who's name I recognize (you'll see how I know in a minute).
So, like a week ago, it was "club day". Basically, all the clubs block off the majority of the front of the student center, and try to get you to join... I did join one club, the theatre club, because Xac told me to... apparently I have no spine. But I don't want to be in it I can always back out. So anyway, I was walking down the front with Tiff and Xac, trying to find a place to sit outside (I really don't like sitting outside, but I like Tiff and Xac, and they smoke, so I sit outside with them. BTW, I DO NOT SMOKE. Gag) And all the sudden we're assaulted by this loud woman (she was behind a table, but I felt verbally assaulted). And she's like "HI! WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN PHI THETA KAPPA!? ALL YOU NEED IS A 3.5 OR HIGHER GPA!" Being, unfortunately, bad at blowing people off and pretending not to hear them (which would have been impossible in this case, unless you were deaf), I was like, "oh, I'm already a member." I thought she would leave me alone when I said that. Yeah, right. She perked up, and said, "OH, REALLY?!?! WELL, WE'RE HAVING A MEETING THIS SUNDAY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO? HERE IS A FLYER!". I said, "I've been to a meeting before." Before she could start telling me where to go and blah blah blah. She said "OH, DON'T WORRY! MEETINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW!" (because somehow they were worse before she joined? I find that highly questionable). And she BLAH BLAH BLAHed on for a while, and we finally escaped, but with a flyer.
What I'm worried about, now, is about the intelligence of the new "star" members. Okay, the flyer had the phone number 984-XXXX written on it. I didn't change that to protect the place, that is how it was typed out on the flyer! Why the hell would you put that on the flyer? That is so stupid!
And then today, when I got home and checked my mail, not one, not two, but 3 messages from them, all about the "September Chapter Meeting". The first one I read was the actual announcement, saying how great it was and blah blah blah, here are the new officers (thats how I know that one chick is still the same). The second one, same message with "oops! We forgot the heart and soul of our orginization [some chick's name]. I don't care! Why the hell did you send me the whole fruking message again. And she was just some stupid title, like VP of toilet paper monitoring (they have like 30 VP's, and this is only one chapter). So the third message? Same thing as the first. No changes at all.
Now if these morons can't even send an e-mail, or type out a phone number, why the hell are they in a smarty society??? I'm not sure if I want to be in this organization anymore.
}:o) (me being perplexed about the stupidity of the smart people society)
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