I fucking hate pudding now.2:37 pm - 21 December 2004
Hi everybody!
(Hi Doctor Nick!)
I have recently discovered my hatred of one inoffensive food: pudding.
You wouldn't think there was much to hate about pudding, right?
I mean, it's delicious. It comes in a variety of flavors. It's a good source of calcium. It has a pleasant texture.
But, oh, how I hate it. And applesauce. And jello. But mostly pudding.
I got my wisdom teeth out, yesterday. All and all, I have to say it's really not as bad as people make it sound. I was awake for it, and I couldn't feel a thing. In fact, my dentist used so much novacaine, I couldn't feel anything below my eyes for about 3 hours. The blood wasn't too pleasant, and the sound was scary, but it wasn't a horror movie or anything. The worst part was when one of my teeth popped out in an unexpected way, into my throat. So I had to cough it out, but even that was more funny than bad.
Of course, they gave me a prescription for valium just for the surgery, so that made everything just fine.
But since I now have had a prescription for valium, I am officially a WASP. (Maybe a retired wasp, though, since I'm not a P anymore. Ha! I'm a WAS!)
The worse part is definitely the food situation.
- No hard foods.
- no carbonated beverages.
- Nothing hot.
Actually, no it's just the no hard/hot foods that suck. No soda isn't a big deal.
Last night, my family got pizza. Delicious, topping covered, crispy-crusted, with actualy texture, PIZZA.
I had a "cup"* of pudding, and some applesauce. Yum.
This morning, what did I have for breakfast? Why, a "cup" of jello, and a "cup" of pudding. You know, just for variety!
There is still pizza in the refrigerator. But I shouldn't. But I want! Anything that doesn't taste like chocolate, vanilla, or fruit! PLEASE!
*by "cup", I mean those cheap little plastic cups that pudding and jello are sold in, that are actually half a cup.
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