What? Like you don't eat tamales for breakfast?
Me: Oh... Senor Edmund. Your tamales are so tasty. *flutters eyelashes coquettically* (so not a word)
Senor Edmund: Why, thank you. They are now also available in Chicken flavored also... but I'm sure you've read the box, and realize that really it is just textured vegetable protien.
Me: Oh, Senor Edmund, you know me so well! *giggles coquettically*
S.E.: Please *dramatic pause*... you can call me... Edmund.
Me: Oh, Edmund!
Don't know why that particular scenario passed through my mind today when I was making breakfast. Perhaps its something that would only occur to an extremely strange person who likes to eat tamales for breakfast? Not that I do. Eh hem.
I got my hair cut. Which I mentioned I was going to do. Just trying to keep the continuity here.
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