I paste in a letter from a month ago. Mayhem ensues.2:51 p.m. - 2004-01-16
Ha ha! An entry! Actually, this is something I typed on the last day of school at Meramec. I was originally going to print it out and give it to Chian, but the printer in the computer lab didn't work, for some reason, so instead I copy and pasted and e-mailed it to myself so I wouldn't lose it. I thought about e-mailing it to her, but I never did because I wanted to put it on here. I've just been procrastinating. But since I haven't updated since last Saturday? I think? I thought today would be a good day to do it.
It's just a bit of light fluff. (and you thought the other stuff I wrote was as light as it could get! Well, ha ha! I'm about to prove you wrong!)
Some words will be changed with *'s and @'s, just to let you know. They weren't originally written that way, I just changed them to avoid random google hits. Also, I changed Chian's real name to Chian, obviously.
To whom it may concern (i.e. [Chian]);
Oooooh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea (Sp*ngeb*b Squ@rep@nts!)
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he (Sp*ngeb*b Squ@rep@nts!)
If n@utical n*nsense be something you wish (Sp*ngeb*b Squ@rep@nts!)
Then hop on the deck, and flop like a fish (Sp*ngeb*b Squ@rep@nts!)
Sp*ngeb*b Squ@rep@nts! Sp*ngeb*b Squ@rep@nts! Sp*ngeb*b Squ@rep@nts!
SP*NGEB*B! SQU@REP@NTS!
[I never before realized how many times s.b. s.q.'s name is in that song until I had to go through and asterik and at it. Gah.]
Huzzah! Because I am a dork, I added Sp*ngeb*b Squ@rep@nts to the school dictionary. Although NOT “Oooooh!”, because that would just be going too far. Doy. Now, doy is also in their dictionary. Ha ha ha! How dare I repeat “ha” more than once? Because I want to, you fricking stupid Microsoft Word, who thinks that no one can recognize a sentence fragment! My goodness, I hate Word so very very very very very very very much (that was just for you, irritating squiggly red line).
So how are you, [Chian]? It is Monday, December 15, 2003 (they kept offering to insert that for me, but goddamnit, I can type it myself! It doesn’t take that long! And quit asking me to change my intentionally bad grammar!), and I am bored. According to the extremely fast clock on this computer, it is 11:53 am. But we awesome people with watches clearly know that it is *mumbles and searches for watch* 11:44 am!! Ha ha HA! Inconceivable! Clearly! I imagine that you had a final at 11 am. (Perhaps math). Since no one else showed up in the cafeteria, and I was bored nearly to tears, I decided to go to the computer lab so I could do something. So, I checked my Chemistry grade for test 4. Again. It was still a 100. Then, I checked my Sociology grade for Test 4. Again. It was still a 50 [out of 50]. Then I decided to do a PowerPoint, because I was bored. It is called “Howdy d**dy.” I bet it will not be on the computer next semester. But it is 7 slides long! Wha ha haha ha!
Then, I thought, hey I’ll write a really stupid letter to [Chian]. Because one can never improve their typing skills too much, right?
So, here I am.
Yep.
Exciting stuff, eh?
Now, it is 11:57 am (actually 11:48 am). Are you as excited as I?
I figured you would be. Yep.
Yep.
So, how about those Wallabies? I know! I know! Isn’t that cool? Yeah? Uh huh? Well, who’da thunk it? (Wha ha haha ha! Now, “thunk” is also in the school dictionary!) I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo evil.
God, the margins on the paper are so wide. I’m going to shink them a bit real quick. Ha! That made this like, 4 lines shorter.
Anyway, time to find out at what level this paper is written at. First, without a big fancy word.
Ha ha ha! Instead, I auto-summarized it. I can’t wait to read that summary. I bet it will make hella sense.
Anywhoo, I am going to stop typing now. Because it is very juvenile and immature of me to be wasting time in such an inane manner.
Adios! Au revoir! Hasta la vista! Bye bye!
:o)
[Me]
Godfrickin’damnit! Why isn’t the printer working? After all the time and **sniff** love that I put into this paper? WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Well, I hoped you liked it. After all that editing, I think it may have taken the same amount of time as actually writing an entry. But it required barely any thought! So! Much better. Have a good day.
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